Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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