Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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