Don't you send me to vm
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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