We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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