fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Just pee around me
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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