that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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