Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Randomize
