I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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