called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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