Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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