I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
