I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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