brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
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