before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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