why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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