whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
