Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
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