weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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