Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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