im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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