a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
