It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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