I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Houston, we have a blender
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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