You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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