return my video game
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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