ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
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