But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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