just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
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