His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Define "chronic" masturbator.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I don't think brook has ever known best
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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