Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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