between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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