Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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