Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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