How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
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You. Win. At. Life.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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