Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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