Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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