I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize
