i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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