the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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