3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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