kristin has been a bad kristin
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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