Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
How drunk are you?
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