Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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