Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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