my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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