It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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