We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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