i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
why didn't you poke me back
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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