idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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