Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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