glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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