Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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