yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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