Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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