She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I wish they made helmets for livers.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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